Just kidding
So when I told you I woulndt have the internet for a while...that was a lie. It was a test to see if my true friends would actually miss me and beg me to find internet somehow. Alyssa, you are my only true friend, despite the fact that youre mexican. I still love you...cant promise if grandma will. Kidding.
Anyways, I'm not up to anything fancy. Its been a day of weird cravings for me. I was sitting in the union at my school studying when this guy comes and starts changing the candy dispensers and taking the money out. I seriously stared at the guy the whole time he was doing it...a good 45 minutes. It had to be the most boring job but I found it interesting and very entertaining. I sat there and thought to myself, "I wonder how you go about aspiring to be a candy dispenser person...thingy. How do you spend your whole life doing such a job? I wonder if hes married? I wonder what he does outside of work...bowl. I wonder if he's got a fling going on with the lady that runs the lunch line." Question after question popped into my head for 45 minutes. Then all of a sudden watching him change the dispensers gave me the sudden urge to rob a vending machine. I sat there thinking, "I like quarters. If i rob a vending machine i could get so many quarters and do everything i ever wanted...endless video games at the bowling alley, countless games of pool at a game room, sticky hands and bouncy balls from store quarter dispensers...or maybe ill just buy innumerous of candy from the candy dispensers and give this guy a run for his money." Man, i should have robbed a vending machine. I get excited just thinking about all the possibilities.
I had another craving at work, it was more like an obsession...actually it was more like terets. I heard this girl at work say "Hold please" on the phone...and i felt the need to keep repeating it all night long. "Hey Stacey can you---"....."Hold please." I even said it to one of the tables i was serving. They asked me for something while i was talking to another table and i replied "Hold please"...needless to say i only got a $1 tip off them.
Now i sit here and i am living in my own personal hell...the cravings have become too much to bear...i need chocolate really bad. I need cake. I need a brownie. I need a snickers. Brownie...mmmmm...brownie. If i only robbed that vending machine i could have broken in and gotten so many brownies and so many snickers bars...and quarters, lots of quarters....HOLD PLEASE!
Anyways, I'm not up to anything fancy. Its been a day of weird cravings for me. I was sitting in the union at my school studying when this guy comes and starts changing the candy dispensers and taking the money out. I seriously stared at the guy the whole time he was doing it...a good 45 minutes. It had to be the most boring job but I found it interesting and very entertaining. I sat there and thought to myself, "I wonder how you go about aspiring to be a candy dispenser person...thingy. How do you spend your whole life doing such a job? I wonder if hes married? I wonder what he does outside of work...bowl. I wonder if he's got a fling going on with the lady that runs the lunch line." Question after question popped into my head for 45 minutes. Then all of a sudden watching him change the dispensers gave me the sudden urge to rob a vending machine. I sat there thinking, "I like quarters. If i rob a vending machine i could get so many quarters and do everything i ever wanted...endless video games at the bowling alley, countless games of pool at a game room, sticky hands and bouncy balls from store quarter dispensers...or maybe ill just buy innumerous of candy from the candy dispensers and give this guy a run for his money." Man, i should have robbed a vending machine. I get excited just thinking about all the possibilities.
I had another craving at work, it was more like an obsession...actually it was more like terets. I heard this girl at work say "Hold please" on the phone...and i felt the need to keep repeating it all night long. "Hey Stacey can you---"....."Hold please." I even said it to one of the tables i was serving. They asked me for something while i was talking to another table and i replied "Hold please"...needless to say i only got a $1 tip off them.
Now i sit here and i am living in my own personal hell...the cravings have become too much to bear...i need chocolate really bad. I need cake. I need a brownie. I need a snickers. Brownie...mmmmm...brownie. If i only robbed that vending machine i could have broken in and gotten so many brownies and so many snickers bars...and quarters, lots of quarters....HOLD PLEASE!
posted by stacey at 10:34 PM
1 Comments:
I'm glad that I'm your only true friend. Now you know who has your back! But I won't go near your feet. Man, those things were always black. Um, I'll put a picture of you up on my site when I get one! I don't have a scanner or digital camera so you know, I go with what I have. I really like quarters too but I don't think I could ever rob a vending machine. Well, except that one time I ripped off the machine in front of the general store at Hume. Okay, that's a lie. I'd rather be a liar than a thief.
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